The Commandments of Ezze

Ok so i see u have persevered. So far.. MWAHAHA.. So here are some rules that shall be laid down, i.e. THE COMMANDMENTS OF EzzE. These are the basic rules u must adhere to before u so much as read any more of my blog posts. Proceed, and read with caution:

Firstly, thou shalt be aware that there shall be alot of swearing coz its my blog n i can do whatever the hell i want.

Secondly it shall be rather disorganised and quite full of random nonsense coz thats how screwed up my mind is. But if u actually persevere u might find some nuggets of info that might be of use, and some interesting points to ponder about.

Thirdly, THOU SHALT NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW CRAPPY MY BLOG IS. If u so much as whimper or groan, i shalt smite u, or find someone to do it, or pray to god to do it for me, and make u very sad and miserable, hopefully for the rest of ur life.

Fourthly, this blog is an intermittent avenue for releasing my thoughts, and shall at times, be updated like crazy, and at other times, be inactive. And if anyone so much as complains about this, the same effect of the third commandment shall apply.

Fifthly, though i ramble on and on and on at times, it would be appreciated if people can help make it seem less of a monologue, and that im not so much as a psycho. So THOU SHALT POST COMMENTS. Being shy would mean u r a wuss or a completely useless person who just drains the gross national product of wherever u stay in. Kidding. Or maybe not. :P

Im quite lazy to think of other rules as of now, and ill update it as i shall see fit. So as of now, BEHOLD THE 5 COMMANDMENTS OF EZZE.

Fuzzehdeen out..